ezios-vitals: limiculous: Yes, it’s violin....
mynameisceece: Friend (girl 1): *making hot dogs* Other friend (girl 2): I can’t see if you’re giving me a dirty look or not. Me: No, she’s looking down at the fridge. Girl 1: I’m not looking at the fridge, I’m looking at my weenie. … Girl 1: Now I’m cutting it into little pieces. Girl 2: You’re making teeni-weenies?!
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
Ellen Degeneres for President.
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tattooeddreamer: one screenshot promo, five solos, one list bolding favourites must be following tattooeddreamer (i honestly check) no likes, must reach guaranteed 65+ follower gain
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My views on sexuality
lulz-time: If you’re gay, that’s cool If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool If you’re asexual, that’s cool If you’re bisexual, that’s cool If you’re pansexual, that’s cool If you’re straight, that’s cool If you’re not sure, that’s cool If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
Sometimes I wonder if I'm anyones Tumblr crush....
I’m allergic to effort
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum is driving on the highway and the cars in both lanes ahead of him are driving at the exact same speed and refuse to pass one another.
I make cereal, and put the cereal in the fridge, and the milk in the cabinet.