Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
lindsaylately asked: ∞
Put a "∞" in my Ask Box and I'll shuffle my itunes...
Anonymous asked: You're married?
Anonymous asked: How long have you and Lindsay been married for?
WHY IS IT NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO BE...
A moment for Minerva's sarcasm:
Minerva McGonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans.
Minerva McGonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
Minerva McGonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
Minerva McGonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?
lindsaylately asked: ♪
Send me ♪ and a number and I will put my iTunes on...
legendoftoph: im—bolin: beifongoutlaw: mrspiritual: chainsandwhipleather: Our song Our wedding song Our drinking song Our battle song Our sex song ((Why the heck not?)) please please please please please please please??!?!
goforeverforworseorbetter: Someone duct tape Josh’s arms to his body and see if he can still sing instead of flailing about everywhere.
If I ever become famous, I promise to keep this...
i have this disease called unattractive