August 2012
I give up.
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I hate triggers.
Mine are so weird, and they send me back down the spiral of not eating.
I'm really sorry for this, but some people just...
The biggest, abominable, hypocritical, twats.
That is all.
Mr. Casselman's Opus
Mike: There's a rule when you're on the road. Don't eat questionable food. Make sure perishables are cold. Or what comes out of your bumhole might be bold. UNH.
Matt: HE ATE THE COOLLESLEERRRR!
Mike: He ate the coleslaawww!
Matt: HE ATE THE COLESLEEERRRRR!
Mike: THE MAYO WAS OFF, THE MAYO WAS OFF.
Matt: HE ATE THE COLESLEEERRRRR!
Mike: THE MAYO WAS OFF, THE MAYO WAS OFF.
Matt: HE AATE THE COOLLESLEEEEEER!
Mike: THE GODDAMN MAYO WAS OFF, THE MAYO WAS O-O-OFF.
Matt: THE MAYO WAS OOOOFF
Mike: THE MAYO WAS OFF, THE MAYO WAS OFF.
Matt: He ate the coleslaw..
Mike: The mayo was room temperature and off...
*Wipes away tears*
“What’s up with women always putting up Marilyn Monroe quotes and pictures like she is some sort of model?
Ladies, the woman died of a drug overdose, is remembered for banging a married man, and the person she willed everything to cared so little for her that he didn’t even honor her will. Also, she wasn’t fat. You chubby chicks are clinging to a false idol. You know why...
aquus:
fool me once shame on you fool me twice youre an asshole stop doing that
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Anonymous asked: How about just Marry and Fuck then?
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Anonymous asked: You have all of Tumblr to choose from. :-)
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Anonymous asked: Marry, Fuck, Kill. Tumblr Edition.
saddeer:
bitch-pudding:
schoolgirl:
Fat Albert erotic fanfiction
fifty shades of hey hey hey
suckmybigballs:
the mood i am constantly in:
Send me "unf" if you'd date me
blow-a-french-kiss:
candy-puns:
lazybina:
indigodeath:
not-good-with-computer:
kirreiyy:
the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:
yekko:
buttmanreturns:
drunkkarengillan:
thedoctorsmcnuggies:
georgebushmpreg:
turdezi:
georgebushmpreg:
tubmeister:
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gay porn
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are we just going to ignore the gay porn or
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dracomafloy:
louisdelgay:
if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
#i dont know i think emma’s was worse
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
saskiahamiltons:
coolestgirl-:
I just love that Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”
#We are the largest gathering of literary pornography snobs
communismkillsitonthedancefloor:
Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people. Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people. Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people. Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people.
ethiopienne:
“i’m not homophobic, i just think gay people shouldn’t—”
“i know i’m white, but i don’t see anything wrong with saying nig—” “you’re so pretty for a dark—”
“yeah i’ll use your preferred pronouns, but you weren’t born a —”
“if women didn’t want sex, why would they—”
bringusaflood:
remember when I photoshoped Ian bald
