
WHEN NEMO GOES TO COLLEGE HIS DAD WILL BE FUNDING NEMO

i am ready to begin my transformation
Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG

this picture makes no sense but im not questioning it
I’m trying to come up with an explanation for this
so far I have made no progress
yoU DUMBASSES HE’S A SHIPPER
OH MY GOD
the other day I saw that Sarah Jessica Parker had her own perfume and the first thing I thought was “does it smell like a hORSE,” AND OMFG I’M SO DONE.
GODDAMMIT TAG YOUR FUCKING SPOILERS PEOPLE.
Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio
it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name
there aren’t any in his hands either